The lock is a mini knob I can’t handle this
“pokemon is running out of ideas”
geodude was a rock with arms
no, he also had eyes, and a mouth, and a strong brow, and a great personality
Anonymous asked:
ok... cis male, tall and lanky, brown hair that i always hide under my hat (i don't leave anywhere without it!), italian/japanese, kind of a nervous wreck, terrified of ghosts and my fav color is green!
fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2 answered:
aw omg would date u sound adorable
i was gonna make fun of soulja boy for being shorter than me but then i saw
so hes alright for now
soulja boy continues to tell ‘em
Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!
I had one of these once, bookshop customer randomly challenged me to name, quote, ‘the only word in English where two u’s are next to each other’, and when I immediately said ‘vacuum’ he looked disappointed and when I pointed out it isn’t even the only word with two u’s next to each other in English and offered ‘continuum’ as an example he looked like I’d just punched his ribcage out his back like a Mortal Kombat character
People claiming this didn’t happen have never worked a day in retail
when someone doesn’t snap back to a snap that was clearly meant to be snapped back @
Me not snapping back to the snap that I was clearly supposed to snap back @
i-am-me-i-am-sam
